Monday, May 09, 2005

Ninety Niners

A guy come into restaurant with his girlfriend who he’s completely in love with. And then, he fells a rumble in his bladder and decides, “honey I have to go to the bath room!,”.

So, he tells his girl friend politely, Excuses himself. And just as he’s about to go in, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, “I’ve been watching you eat all night, and I was just so hot and bothered. I was wondering if I could give you a head, in the bathroom,”

Ninety nine percents of guy would say, “yes!”

If the situation was reversed. A woman approach by a georgeus guy outside the restroom, given a similar line.

Ninety nine percents of women would say, “fuck you!”

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